Key Employee “Big Balls” Quits DOGE

Elon Musk appointed inexperienced and young special government employees to high level government positions. Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old tech whiz known as “Big Balls” was noted for finding government spending leaks and waste that led to the authorization of $180 billion dollars in Federal budget cuts causing shock waves throughout the United States. “Big Balls” oversaw the unprecedented access and extraction of highly sensitive government data and job losses. The future of DOGE is questionable with the departure of Elon Musk, “Big Balls” and other high level government employees.